Horrible Holiday Sweater Review with Gabrielle Union

Transcript:

Hey, I'm Gabrielle Union.

And I'm Omar Epps.

Hi, I'm Keri Hilson.

It's your boy D.C. Young Fly.

Today we're gonna be looking at some,

you know, questionable Christmas sweaters.

Sweaters that don't make no damn sense.

(holiday music)

This is my favorite sweater already.

It's heavy on this side.

Ain't nothing wrong with that.

I'm actually not mad at that,

being the lush that I am.

And it's full, we're just gonna just keep this right there.

(Laughs) That is funny, that is the Kim Kardashian.

Oh wait, okay, I just got it, okay.

They seem like they made that on Tetris.

Santa got a fat ass.

Look at this.

It would have been cool with Mrs. Claus.

Yeah, why would you put Santa?

That Santa ain't bringing no gifts to my house.

Is she Mrs. Claus?

And are they making it rain?

I like the colors and

I haven't even seen the front yet.

Look at this. Oh! They stripping.

I like that.

Is that too much?

Feel like it's sacrilegious?

This is the Devil's sweater.

I would totally wear this.

What it say?

Santa's Favorite Ho.

I would totally wear this.

At first glance

It looks like

Balls.

Keep it 100.

This is the ugliest sweater I think

I've ever seen in my life.

This might be the worst ever.

You wear this under another sweater.

Let's read it maybe we'll get a context clue.

I'm trying to get it.

I'm so lost.

This is by far the ugliest one.

Mele Kali-kali-ka-ka.

(voiceover)

So this is coconuts or something, what are they?

Coconuts.

Are these the Rock's balls?

Is that what you're trying to tell us?

First of all, let's start with the ass of the shirt.

Yeah, that's a lot.

Yeah, you need juvenile.

It's like he's twerking.

Yeah, you need juvenile.

Okay, I see where you're going with it.

Okay, ow!

Okay, that's crazy.

Aww, look at the little balls on it.

Like a new hatch of porcupines attached to a sweater,

I like that.

It got a bell on it too.

These aren't the Rock's balls, that's what we know.

Because these are white with silver

so it's like an older man's balls

with little silver pubes.

But then there's these.

To remind you that they're coming.

Because you don't want an old man's balls

sneaking up on you.

You need to put a bell on that man.